I’m Mercedes Jones, pleasure to have you all following me on here.

Well hello there. Quinn Fabray here but I’m sure you already knew that. How are you?
Mmmhmm. Anything in the works for your next project?
Not yet. My manager and I are seeing how things go with this one first.
The label recommended I get this just to try to stay on the good side of the fans, y’know? I think it’s bull but whatever. How are you doing?
You’re the kind of guy that has tons of fans, so this will be good for you. I’m doing okay, I don’t have much going on right now. I have, however, read an interesting story or two about you. How’s the rock and roll life going?

Oh, right…with Anderson. How is that going, by the way?
It’s going really good actually. Hopefully, we’ll be wrapped soon so I can get back to New York.
Fabray. It has indeed. Things are fabulous for me, as I’m sure you know. You?

I have heard very good things about you, I’m glad things are going well for you. I’m doing okay, working on my movie.
Miss Santana Lopez does indeed have a tumblr page now. Please feel free to check everything out, I know my fans always wanna know more. Wanna leave me a message? Head on over here and do just that.

Santana, its been a while. How are things?
Quinn Fabray. Damn it’s been awhile. I know I’m kind of ashamed to be on this shit.

Big rockstar’s got to stay in touch with his fans somehow, I’m just surprised that you’d be into something like this.
I’m not really surprised. But, what’s up everyone?

Noah Puckerman. You’re the last person I’d expect to see here.
Sounds like a nice evening, but why aren’t you and Blaine doing something together?
Oh, well I spend all day surrounded by all these people. Tonight I’d rather just have some alone time.